no

 to everything

 ever

no i will absolutely not memorize my lines...no i didnt procrastinate all afternoon...no i did not hide in the bathroom just to freak out my cat...no i did not talk to a tissue box...no, i never had a banana eating or sucking contest, no im not a slut, no i dont have any friends that are girls at camp, no i dont have any friends, no, i am not in love with you no you will not call me tonight, and thats okay, no i will not attempt to defend him, or you..no this will not blow over, no i am not going to give in to temptaion, no i did not reread my yearbook over three times today, no im not sitting here watching svu alone...no i did not lose a friend over ten dollars

 

no

 

there will never be anything for you to decide to not listen to while eating an artificially flavored dairy snack ever again sorry